Sure, blame the hackers !
(sounds legit)
Ana claims to have had more than 50 encounters -- everything ranging from "a benign flirtatious lunch" to "three days in a hotel room and ordering room service." To her, Ashley Madison was a playground.
http://www.koco.com/money/the-ashley-madison-hack-ruined-my-life/34850996
Well, if her life consisted of serial banging strangers, then the hackers destroying her access to easy peen, I can see how she feels her life is ruined.
ReplyDeleteShe'll have to go back to selecting her meat from the drunks at the local sausage rack.
Wow, that sounds like a perfect name for a gay bar.
Easy Peen Tavern and Take Out ?
ReplyDeleteYeah, it's catchy...