make jam with it, use it as your secretary, use it as your sofa, plug it into your dvd, play music on it, fu*k it.. oh hang on that might be an option :oS
I think with some upholstering, a cow skeleton could make an interesting sofa...and I could definitely play music on it...xylophones were based on the practice of hitting the rib bones of animals, yanno...
youll have to add some foam for the sofa of course.. and yeah the music could be tuneful.. and depends what you do with your secretary hence the last thing !
not necessarily.. you could stroke your seed out.. some plants do that and theve just found one that actually plants its own seeds in the ground (argghhh fk it cant be arsed to spell)
Plants don't reproduce by budding, though...they tend to have both male and female reproductive parts, and are capable of reproducing on their own, or with the influence of other plants...
Sponges are an example of something that reproduces by budding...they are genderless animals...
so your a sponge.. you seem like a little sucker :oP oooo intelligent as well, i like.. though you are a good googler so doesnt always count for intelligence just good finger action
I haven't looked up anything since we started talking...except I did just now go to the wikipedia page for budding, with the intention of giving you the link, but decided against reinforcing your assumption that I was looking things up...
ok i thought id add the blood (though its true) cause you didnt add any pain to the convesation as it states on your profile.. and ooo you do look young
well everybody has to keep something in their closet.. yourself is a good as thing as any i suppose.. nice quiet and dark in there away from all those horrible people
there ya go.. well done back to the subject at hand..a full circle of life.. from skeleton to reproduction to age back to skeleton.. with a little cheese, sexual tendencies, distraction thrown in !
nah cause ive taken a muscle relaxant to stop migraines and worried if i try reversing my heart it might say SOD OFF im trying to sleep here ! and yes you know, facebook, googlechat, msn.. all those other annoying programs where people expect you to talk to them.
depends if your frozen but then thats another subject.. hey you can naff off ya know.. you dont have to stay and talk to somebody nearly twice your age, i shall be fast asleep soon lol
That's okay, I'm eating tacos, and don't have much else to do until I go to class in an hour... (I'm five hours behind you, assuming you live where I think you do...and I'm pretty confident that you do)
under a rock? yeah your right ;oP oh i see we both using Ted's status as a random stop gap huh ? though hes getting nearly to hundred comments and achievement for a new app
thats gonna rattle your bones !
ReplyDeleteI want one!
ReplyDeleteI want one too.. ooooh you meant bike
ReplyDeleteNo, the cow skeleton...the bike that's attached to it is just a bonus...
ReplyDeleteThey really should have used the horns of the beast as handlebars...
ReplyDeleteurmm the question is.. what do you plan to do with a cow skeleton?
ReplyDeleteWhat wouldn't I do with a cow skeleton?
ReplyDeletemake jam with it, use it as your secretary, use it as your sofa, plug it into your dvd, play music on it, fu*k it.. oh hang on that might be an option :oS
ReplyDeleteI think with some upholstering, a cow skeleton could make an interesting sofa...and I could definitely play music on it...xylophones were based on the practice of hitting the rib bones of animals, yanno...
ReplyDeleteIt wouldn't be a good secretary, but it certainly would be a cheap one...
ReplyDeleteyoull have to add some foam for the sofa of course.. and yeah the music could be tuneful.. and depends what you do with your secretary hence the last thing !
ReplyDeleteI've never had a secretary...
ReplyDeleteBut-...if you ground it up first, you could put it in a jam...
so what WOULDNT you do with it? i think rhino horn is more appropriate for jam
ReplyDeleteYeah, but they're much harder to get...
ReplyDeleteya still didnt say whether you'd shag it lol
ReplyDeleteI wouldn't know how...I reproduce by budding...
ReplyDeleteoh your a seeder.. a universal sex planter?
ReplyDeleteI get growths occasionally that, when they get large enough, fall off and grow into new 'mes' (the plural of me)
ReplyDeleteyour quite a googler aint ya huh ! yeah i looked at your profile.. your lucky they drop off, most people have to have them surgically removed
ReplyDeleteI've never had my profile drop off before....though I suppose it may look that way from a certain angle...
ReplyDeletemaybe i should turn my laptop on its side and see if the laws of gravity set the motion in ocean
ReplyDeleteUsually they do...particularly from the moon...
ReplyDeleteahh the sea of tranquility..I like cheese
ReplyDeleteI'm sure the feeling's mutual...
ReplyDeletereally, now that would be cool if it liked me too (cant believe i just said cool ffs) though not many things like being eaten
ReplyDeletenooo marathons ! :oP im old.. hey i tried to get back from space to cheese eg cow produce.. hmm
ReplyDeleteI'm old too...on the inside...
ReplyDeleteso if we turned you inside out we would have to put you in a nursing home?
ReplyDeleteNot necessarily...just make sure to keep your damn kids off my lawn...
ReplyDeleteOh...and then I'd be able to replace my own bones with the cow skeleton...and make human bone jam, that I can spread over the grass as I graze...
ReplyDeleteyou trying to confuse me with long words? like kids? huh? huh? bone meal is good for the grass (I hate gardening) you chew the chud huh
ReplyDeleteI don't bother using long words to confuse people...I prefer to use leaps of logic...
ReplyDeleteyou mean there was some logic in what you have said so far.. typical me i missed it.. but then again i am a woman
ReplyDeleteYou bet there was...I've been amusing the hell outta myself...
ReplyDeleteAnd I refuse to accept your gender stereotype
Do snickers like to be eaten !
ReplyDeleteseriously you have been wanking whilst talking to me ! men... yes Ted a good old choc munch
ReplyDeleteIf you've accepted that I reproduce by budding, then you must also agree that I am neither a man nor a woman...
ReplyDeleteAnd have no use or capabilities for "wanking"
ReplyDeletenot necessarily.. you could stroke your seed out.. some plants do that and theve just found one that actually plants its own seeds in the ground (argghhh fk it cant be arsed to spell)
ReplyDeletePlants don't reproduce by budding, though...they tend to have both male and female reproductive parts, and are capable of reproducing on their own, or with the influence of other plants...
ReplyDeleteSponges are an example of something that reproduces by budding...they are genderless animals...
Coral too, I think
ReplyDeleteThat's an easy mistake to make, though...
ReplyDeleteso your a sponge.. you seem like a little sucker :oP oooo intelligent as well, i like.. though you are a good googler so doesnt always count for intelligence just good finger action
ReplyDeleteI haven't looked up anything since we started talking...except I did just now go to the wikipedia page for budding, with the intention of giving you the link, but decided against reinforcing your assumption that I was looking things up...
ReplyDeletenothing wrong with extending somebodys knowledge. Are we talking, blimey i think we are.. how did that happen?
ReplyDeleteThough now I'm reading more about sponges, and it seems only a small portion of them actually reproduce by budding...
ReplyDeleteYou started it...it would have been rude not to answer your question...
ReplyDeleteHere's the link I mentioned...it doesn't say much, though...
ReplyDeletehttp://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Budding
Thats right blame it on the woman lol. yes it would have been and i bow to your consideration
ReplyDeleteAnd according to wikipedia, I'm right, and some coral does reproduce by budding...
ReplyDeletehttp://www.bbc.co.uk/nature/15033695 a link for you too
ReplyDeleteIt says that right in the article... "James Misel is right"
ReplyDeleteNeat!
ReplyDeletethis is a strange conversation
ReplyDeletewhat do you do for a living
ReplyDeleteBreathe, eat...sometimes I sleep...
ReplyDeletestudent then?
ReplyDeleteHa! Yes...I'm studying Electrical Engineering...
ReplyDeletenot biology or plants then hmm
ReplyDeleteNope...
ReplyDeletehow old are u?
ReplyDeleteTwenty, but only on the outside
ReplyDeletethank christ for that didnt wanna be in trouble for using sexual references
ReplyDeleteHa! I used them too, but only in my mind...that's why I was snickering...
ReplyDeleteok now im covered in vodka, nail varnish and blood argghh
ReplyDeleteno more multitasking !
ReplyDeleteWho's bleeding on you?
ReplyDeleteme on myself and I. hell dunno where that come from :oS
ReplyDeleteok i thought id add the blood (though its true) cause you didnt add any pain to the convesation as it states on your profile.. and ooo you do look young
ReplyDeleteSorry...got distracted by my cooking...
ReplyDeleteThe adding pain to the conversation is much better in person...it's the delivery that makes it good, and it's hard to do in text...
you know about plants and you cook ! blimey.. or i see so you use a whip, candle wax or a just straight slap then
ReplyDeleteHa! I just mean that part of the joke is the way I say it...I'm only a closet sociopath, so I curb my violent tendencies...
ReplyDeletewell everybody has to keep something in their closet.. yourself is a good as thing as any i suppose.. nice quiet and dark in there away from all those horrible people
ReplyDeleteAnd it's a good place to keep skeletons, such as this here cow...
ReplyDeletethere ya go.. well done back to the subject at hand..a full circle of life.. from skeleton to reproduction to age back to skeleton.. with a little cheese, sexual tendencies, distraction thrown in !
ReplyDeleteGiven enough rope, I can always make a loop...or a noose, depending on my mood...
ReplyDeleteor a snazzy swing chair device
ReplyDeleteOr a ladder
ReplyDeletethat would be good then you could escape !
ReplyDeleteEh...there's plenty more of me running around...a consequence of the budding...
ReplyDeletereally god nobody is safe !
ReplyDeletefunny though ive never cum across you before :oP
ReplyDeleteHa! Okay, you've stumped me...I'm not sure how to respond to that one...
ReplyDelete:oP well theres a first for everything.. i suppose id better go online or write a status or something mildly less amusing.
ReplyDeleteYou're not online?
ReplyDeletenope im currently only talking to you and watching some random world war 2 documentry whilst drinking vodka and still damn well bleeding :oS
ReplyDeleteOh, I see...you mean "online" as a status for some chatting device...
ReplyDeleteHave you tried pumping your heart in reverse to suck the blood back in?
nah cause ive taken a muscle relaxant to stop migraines and worried if i try reversing my heart it might say SOD OFF im trying to sleep here ! and yes you know, facebook, googlechat, msn.. all those other annoying programs where people expect you to talk to them.
ReplyDeleteA sleeping heart isn't really a good thing, is it?
ReplyDeletedepends if your frozen but then thats another subject.. hey you can naff off ya know.. you dont have to stay and talk to somebody nearly twice your age, i shall be fast asleep soon lol
ReplyDeleteI bet Ted;s asleep right now
ReplyDeleteThat's okay, I'm eating tacos, and don't have much else to do until I go to class in an hour... (I'm five hours behind you, assuming you live where I think you do...and I'm pretty confident that you do)
ReplyDeleteunder a rock? yeah your right ;oP oh i see we both using Ted's status as a random stop gap huh ? though hes getting nearly to hundred comments and achievement for a new app
ReplyDeleteIt wasn't at all random...I enjoyed our conversation...
ReplyDeletego take your temperature ! :oP
ReplyDeleteWell, obviously my response must be: "I know I'm hot"
ReplyDeleteHowever, I must go and wash dishes now...else my roommate won't be able to use the sink while I'm in class...
lol nice answer and yeah you aint bad actually, yet nooooooo ! enjoy your evening hunny. Im off to read some book about body farms then sleep
ReplyDeleteStill needs more http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Cowbell.ogg
ReplyDeleteif you ask me....