It looks like I'm going to be celebrating it by accident. :(
Oh no ! Can't you just rub some aloe on it ?
Trust me on this, I've been single and celibate since 1993...celibacy is something to be endured, not celebrated. That's like celebrating erectile dysfunction or even hair loss.
I've... I've never tried, uh, rubbing it with aloe. The cooling effect might be interesting. >.>
Icy-Hot, perhaps?
I'm out. Erm, does Skype count ?
It looks like I'm going to be celebrating it by accident. :(
ReplyDeleteOh no ! Can't you just rub some aloe on it ?
ReplyDeleteTrust me on this, I've been single and celibate since 1993...celibacy is something to be endured, not celebrated. That's like celebrating erectile dysfunction or even hair loss.
ReplyDeleteI've... I've never tried, uh, rubbing it with aloe. The cooling effect might be interesting. >.>
ReplyDeleteIcy-Hot, perhaps?
ReplyDeleteI'm out. Erm, does Skype count ?
ReplyDelete