Thanks to Pete Fleming Litteral (from facebook)

Thanks to Pete Fleming Litteral (from facebook)
The First Dinner

The new husband had just sat down to the first dinner cooked by his new bride. He fished a piece of paper out of what was supposed to be a stew. He unfolded the paper and read, "Nobly, nobly Cape St. Vincent to the Northwest died away."

"What the heck is this?"

"Well," the young wife replied, "the recipe said that if the stew was too thin, I should add some Browning."