Testing the new GIF thingie..

Testing the new GIF thingie..

Good job Lizzy !

Good job Lizzy !

Originally shared by ****

Launching PaperDreamPoet.Com - the first collection of poetry & lyrics, by me, Lizzyspit!

Its within the words that I write and sing that you can find the real me, the real Lizzyspit.  You can see where my love lies, my hopes and my fears, my  passion and my desire to continuously create through the only way I really know how.

Well the day is finally here, I have now launched:

http://www.paperdreampoet.com

I really hope you like it! Lots more to be added in the coming weeks, so stay tuned for updates!! 

#Lizzyspit   #PaperDreamPoet   #PaperDreams   #Lyrics   #Poetry   #Iamaspit

When I checked into my motel, I asked the lady at the desk: "I hope the porn channel in my room is disabled."

When I checked into my motel, I asked the lady at the desk: "I hope the porn channel in my room is disabled."

"No," she said, "it's regular porn, you sick bastard."

Hey You! Yes you...

Hey You! Yes you...

Originally shared by ****

 Share your love on the people that  so little have
We share it with you and say :
(share this and give many people this  words:
+Tine de Jong  ♥ Mens en natuur ♥   say this words to you.

Please take a minute to read and respond.

Please take a minute to read and respond.
https://www.aclu.org/blog/reproductive-freedom-womens-rights/alabama-hospitals-pregnant-women-sorry-honey-we-wont-help

Watching it now :-)

Watching it now :-)
http://www.whitehouse.gov/sotu

I believe a good husband shares in the housework. I make the bed at least half the time but I don't always put the throw pillows on in the same old boring way. Hope Jones does claim to like bit of variety in the bedroom.

I believe a good husband shares in the housework. I make the bed at least half the time but I don't always put the throw pillows on in the same old boring way. Hope Jones does claim to like  bit of variety in the bedroom.

I finally got round to adding the wedding pictures.

I finally got round to adding the wedding pictures.
http://hopeandtheogetwed.weebly.com/3/post/2014/01/the-wedding-album.html

I hope that auto-awsome will fix these. Otherwise I'll give it a shot and repost later.

I hope that auto-awsome will fix these. Otherwise I'll give it a shot and repost later.

The next Big Thing !

The next Big Thing !

Originally shared by JC Little

ANNOUNCEMENT: epic blog tour for my picture-book _The LAST Snowman is now launching with prizes and giveaways and fantasmic blogs sponsored by Boiron Canada and Dot & Lil.

Check here for details → http://bit.ly/JCblogtour 

No one is more amazed than I that this is now a thing. Please share if you love stories.

#book   #blogtour   #TheLastSnowman   #kidlit

Great post though it starts out a little slow.

Great post though it starts out a little slow.

Yay married people !

Originally shared by TP Clips

All bow to the power of Beyoncé
http://thinkprogress.org/alyssa/2014/01/27/3206571/beyonce-jay-grammys-drunk-love

Palju õnne sünnipäevaks!

Palju õnne sünnipäevaks!
I love that your picture is right at the end of the rainbow. A perfect place to find a golden treasure, olga belov

Nipped from a fb group - shhh...

Nipped from a fb group - shhh...

View later

View later

Originally shared by Debra Howard

This made me smile.
http://unlooker.com/selfie/

Happy #caturday and enjoy this app everyday.

Happy #caturday and enjoy this app everyday.
https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.electricfrenchfries.htct.free

Lessons to be learned. Keep a cluttered steam and mind your ripples. Or maybe sometime engagement isn't all its cracked up to be ?

Lessons to be learned. Keep a cluttered steam and mind your ripples. Or maybe sometime engagement isn't all its cracked up to be ?
#baturday
http://newswatch.nationalgeographic.com/2014/01/23/bats-frogs-predator-prey-animals-ripples/

No (goat) soup for #goaturday ?

No (goat) soup for #goaturday ?
http://mobile.news.com.au/world/chinas-top-cartoon-pleasant-goat-blamed-after-two-boys-roasted-alive-by-mate/story-fndir2ev-1226786691435

I need a little help here.

I need a little help here. 
I replied to an ad for app testers. I would have to open a developer account with Google and the fee would be refunded up front via PayPal. I'm hesitant to proceed because I Googled the name of the company and got back a big fat nothing.
Are there any developers or Google Peeps who could take a peek at the email. Have any of you done anything like this with good (or bad) results? Is there a resource I'm missing ? Anything ?

Interesting to be sure. I can't make up my mind about weather it's all that romantic though...

Interesting to be sure. I can't make up my mind about weather it's all that romantic though...

Originally shared by Jeffrey J Davis

Interesting and Romantic Read
http://www.wired.com/wiredscience/2014/01/how-to-hack-okcupid/all/

You might as well face it, someday you're going to die. My question to you is, "Then what" ?

You might as well face it, someday you're going to die. My question to you is, "Then what" ?
No, not the afterlife question. That's been done to death. What about your, um, recyclables, so to speak ?
I always said either draw string or twisty tie, it didn't matter to me. Now though there are so many options. You can go Green or frozen. There is toasted, buried or shot into space too. Heck, you can get turned into a diamond if you want.
Personally, I've found my ideal solution. I'm going to take bids from necrophiliacs. I don't think e-bay will let me so I'll most likely have to go with a "kick-stopper" campaign.

Added photos to Cats around the world.

Added photos to Cats around the world.
events/gallery/c97m24iu74nqi2jclcfnr5ks7c8

I need a "pop up" blocker too...

I need a "pop up" blocker too...

h/t To Jane Ellen and Lynette Young for the info

h/t To Jane Ellen and  Lynette Young for the info
special thanks to the FBI and the good people on the grand jury.
It's about damn time!
http://www.motherjones.com/mojo/2014/01/fbi-arrests-revenge-porn-king-hunter-moore

Justin Whatsisname getting out on bond

Justin Whatsisname getting out on bond
Sorry for the poor quality - I can't find the original and had to make do with this.

Why is it that since google joined ALEC exactly 100% of my "What's Hot" stuff comes from the extreme right "wingnut" fringe ?

#5 is pretty scary. #squirrel #squirrelsaturday

#5 is pretty scary. #squirrel #squirrelsaturday
http://www.mnn.com/earth-matters/animals/blogs/happy-squirrel-appreciation-day

Take the time to read this. Yes, the whole thing. You might save yourself a bunch of time (and typing).

Take the time to read this. Yes, the whole thing. You might save yourself a bunch of time (and typing).

Originally shared by Mignon Fogarty (Grammar Girl)

It struck me the other day that the semicolon in "tl;dr" is ironic.
http://www.quickanddirtytips.com/education/grammar/is-the-semicolon-in-tldr-ironic

CAPTION THIS HERE - https://plus.google.com/u/0/+DanSoto/posts/geqXhYsDSsF

CAPTION THIS HERE - https://plus.google.com/u/0/+DanSoto/posts/geqXhYsDSsF 

Originally shared by Dan Soto

Caption This - Contest

I'll send a $5 Starbucks eGift Card to the person who comes up with the funniest caption for this picture (I'm the sole judge).  There are only a few simple rules that must be followed.

1) You must reshare this publicly to qualify.  This is because I want as many people involved as possible to prevent only a few entries from qualifying.

2) The primary consideration for best entry will be by the number of "plusses" your comment gets.  I do however reserve the right to choose my own :)

3) You may not plus your own entry/comment.

4) All entries are to be made as comments to this post only (not a reshared post)

5) Contest ends at 8AM - CST tomorrow (1/22).  I will announce the winner by 12PM - CST.  

6) I will contact the winner via a direct message here to get their email address to send the eGift card to.

Snowball fight anyone ?

Snowball fight anyone ?

I have circled a fair share of really odd people. At least three of them are probably certifiably crazy. One is certainly schizo. One is overcome with paranoia. One of them is just all over the DSM...

I have circled a fair share of really odd people. At least three of them are probably certifiably crazy. One is certainly schizo. One is overcome with paranoia. One of them is just all over the DSM...
They do add a bit of interest to my stream and I've learned to be very cautious about interacting with them.
How about you ?
(Not: are you crazy - we know the answer to that... Do you have any many nut cases in your stream ?)
I excluded the "any" option for an obvious reason. lol

Since the bottom line was that you often "change my mind" I would have thought you would understand that my comment was a compliment. Isn't that your intention when making thought provoking posts ?

IS THE US GOVERNMENT HIDING THIS INFORMATION ?

IS THE US GOVERNMENT HIDING THIS INFORMATION ?
Is this further proof that OBAMA IS AN ALIEN ?
FEMA CONCENTRATION CAMP BIG ENOUGH FOR BILLIONS OF BULLETS ? 
(or is it just an odd shadow)
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-2541410/What-mystery-object-spotted-Google-Moon-Bizarre-wedge-shaped-craft-appears-lunar-surface.html?ITO=1490&ns_mchannel=rss&ns_campaign=1490

I wonder what this is ?

I wonder what this is ?
http://www.utahpeoplespost.com/2014/01/bizarre-wedge-shaped-mysterious-triangular-object-appears-on-the-lunar-surface/

It looks to me like the triangle ufo's we've been seeing lately...

It looks to me like the triangle ufo's we've been seeing lately...
http://www.utahpeoplespost.com/2014/01/bizarre-wedge-shaped-mysterious-triangular-object-appears-on-the-lunar-surface/

Happy #spidersunday

Happy #spidersunday
http://www.nantucketchronicle.com/nantucket-soundings/2012/spiders-are-taking-over-serengeti

The strangest #squirrelsaturday post I've ever made.

The strangest #squirrelsaturday post I've ever made.
http://7reasons.org/2010/09/10/7-reasons-that-squirrels-shouldnt-eat-kitkats

It's #baturday !

It's #baturday !
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/b/b9/Goya-El_sue%C3%B1o_de_la_raz%C3%B3n.jpg

For #goaturday I thought I'd class it up a bit this time.

For #goaturday I thought I'd class it up a bit this time.
Oh and well, there's boobies too...
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/b/b6/Adriaen_van_Nieulandt_%28II%29_-_Amarillis_Crowning_Mirtillo_-_WGA16568.jpg

And the beat goes on... Lah-di-dah-di-dah...

And the beat goes on... Lah-di-dah-di-dah...

Originally shared by Laurel Davila

Meanwhile, back at the ranch....
http://aattp.org/yes-rand-paul-is-seriously-pushing-for-more-deregulation-after-west-virginia-water-spill/

Other ones too

Other ones too

Originally shared by Jamie Sherman

Y'all helped make this Homemade Velveeta Cheese from Debi RecipesForMyBoys the #mostviewed   link from last week's #freedomfridays   - #linkypartyfeatures   Evelyn Osborn 

If you missed it, you can find this recipe here --> http://www.recipesformyboys.com/2014/01/homemade-velveeta-cheese.html

My first ad in the local sales network - woo-hoo !

My first ad in the local sales network - woo-hoo ! 
http://www.golsn.com/listings/collectibles-antiques/3837775.html?ref=1389907961

Lsnpix

Lsnpix

Did you hear about the jurisprudence fetishist? He got off on a technicality

Did you hear about the jurisprudence fetishist? He got off on a technicality

Read more: http://www.rd.com/slideshows/smart-jokes-genius/#ixzz2qavsdqY0
http://www.rd.com/slideshows/smart-jokes-genius/#ixzz2qavsdqY0

Marketing 101 - get their attention. If your band needs a PR boost, use the internet. What's hot on the internet ?

Marketing 101 - get their attention. If your band needs a PR boost, use the internet. What's hot on the internet ?
Porn, of course...
http://www.sfbg.com/category/topic/get-shot-girls

autoawesome

autoawesome

Originally shared by ted kelly

Second try#autoawesome

Cat thing

Cat thing

Second try#autoawesome

Autoawesome

Reviews can be very helpful:

Reviews can be very helpful:
 Very scratchy, very painful. Butter did not help much. Worse still, tiny crannies catch and yank hairs. Would not recommend.
http://www.amazon.com/Burnt-Impressions-Vagina-Novelty-Toaster/dp/B00C7AF7OK

I don't usually reshare things that weren't shared public but this is just too important to piss pass up.

I don't usually reshare things that weren't shared public but this is just too important to piss pass up.

Originally shared by Acadia Einstein

Science!
http://superficialgallery.com/stop-writing-names-snow-save-crops/32516

Has anyone tried this ? I have a "room" if anyone wants to give it a try.

Has anyone tried this ? I have a "room" if anyone wants to give it a try.
https://meetings.io/

Have a spectacular birthday C-dog...

Have a spectacular birthday C-dog...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zhm3o7Y4tcw&feature=youtube_gdata_player

Regardless of your particular body type, this is a tasty little treat.

Regardless of your particular body type, this is a tasty little treat.

Originally shared by Rabid Feminist

Thanks Leon: I'm Fat, 40 and Single—And I've Been Getting Laid Like Crazy | Alternet
http://www.alternet.org/im-fat-40-and-single-and-ive-been-getting-laid-crazy

#spidersunday just got fun...

#spidersunday just got fun...

It's #goaturday !

It's #goaturday !

Originally shared by Randy Hilarski

Everyone Come on Over!

It is #Goaturday

Every September arctic ground squirrels in Alaska, Canada and Siberia retreat into burrows more than a meter beneath the tundra, curl up in nests built from grass, lichen and caribou hair, and begin to hibernate...

Every September arctic ground squirrels in Alaska, Canada and Siberia retreat into burrows more than a meter beneath the tundra, curl up in nests built from grass, lichen and caribou hair, and begin to hibernate...
 Seven months later the squirrels wake up and return to the surface—famished, eager to mate and perfectly healthy.
#squirrelsaturday  
http://www.scientificamerican.com/article.cfm?id=arctic-ground-squirrel-brain

The Talking Goat - An African Folk Tale with a lesson.

The Talking Goat - An African Folk Tale  with a lesson.
#goaturday  
http://wws.peacecorps.gov/wws/stories/stories.cfm?psid=156

Is it just me or are the anti-google+ forces getting stronger ?

Is it just me or are the anti-google+ forces getting stronger ? 
http://www.informationweek.com/software/social/5-google-opt-out-settings-to-check/d/d-id/1113405?piddl_msgorder=asc#msgs

Not my cat (of course)

Not my cat (of course)
#caturday
http://live.huffingtonpost.com/r/segment/whats-trending-wednesday-january-8/52c6c1b5fe3444207e000031

O2 for U2

O2 for U2

I've got my D/L and Voters registration all in order so ---

I've got my D/L and Voters registration all in order so ---
http://aattp.org/tennessee-man-to-run-for-governor-on-i-want-to-shower-with-my-raccoon-platform-in-gop-primary-video/

Well, I guess it's official now...

Well, I guess it's official now...

Happy birthday Kristina Mikkelson Casanova!

Happy birthday Kristina Mikkelson Casanova!

Shall we dance ?

Shall we dance ?

Thank you Frank. What a very stimulating idea.

Thank you Frank. What a very stimulating idea.

Originally shared by frank schmidt

Be kind to one another with a brother's love, putting others before yourselves in honour!

Happy birthday Bliss Morgan!

Happy birthday Bliss Morgan!
Here's a little something from ZNH - you may share more than a birthday with her ?
Zora Neale Hurston on Zombies

Boo hoo... Poor rich people don't even get to enjoy their wealth. They have to keep it tied up in shelters so they don't have to pay taxes. My heart goes out to them..

Boo hoo... Poor rich people don't even get to enjoy their wealth. They have to keep it tied up in shelters so they don't have to pay taxes. My heart goes out to them..

Like a lady - or like a boss...

Like a lady - or like a boss...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YN54rd-15qU

Thanks T.C. - I just have to share this.

Thanks T.C. - I just have to share this.

Originally shared by Trudy Connor

The Other 10 Commandments
 
Someone has written these beautiful words. One must read
and try to understand the deep meanings in them. They are
like the Ten Commandments to follow in life all the time.                     
 
1]    Prayer is not a "spare wheel" that you pull out when
in trouble; it is a "steering wheel" that directs us in the
right path throughout life.
 
2]   Do you know why a car's WINDSHIELD is so large
& the rear view mirror is so small?  Because our PAST is
not as important as our FUTURE. So, look ahead and move on.
 
3]   Friendship is like a BOOK. It takes few seconds to burn,
but it takes years to write.
 
4]   All things in life are temporary.  If going well enjoy it,
they will not last forever.  If going wrong don't worry, they
can't last long either.
 
5]   Old friends are like Gold! New friends are Diamonds!
If you get a Diamond, don't forget the Gold!  Because to
hold a Diamond, you always need a base of Gold!
 
6]   Often when we lose hope and think this is the end,
GOD smiles from above and says, "Relax, sweetheart,
it's just a bend, not the end!
 
7]   When GOD solves your problems, you have faith in
HIS abilities, when GOD doesn't solve your problems
HE has faith in your abilities.
 
8]   A blind person asked St. Anthony: "Can there be
anything worse than losing eye sight?" He replied: "Yes,
losing your vision."
 
9]   When you pray for others, God listens to you and
blesses them; and sometimes, when you are safe and happy,
remember that someone has prayed for you.
 
10]  WORRYING does not take away tomorrow's TROUBLES;
it takes away today's PEACE.
 
 *Pray for love and peace to fill the coming year.*
http://whatnotgems.etsy.com

It's #spidersunday !

It's #spidersunday !
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rLw-9dpHtcU&feature=youtube_gdata_player

Ummm- is that a minus sign before the temp. tomorrow ?

Ummm- is that a minus sign before the temp. tomorrow ?

Originally shared by ****

Enjoy This Morning
It's Sunday morning and temperatures are close to 51° at just before 9 am. Enjoy this as we're in for a wild ride downward tonight. SUNDAY:  Showers develop after lunch - High 51° SUNDAY NIGHT: Rain turns to snow - dangerous wind chills - accumulations to 2...
http://www.cookevilleweatherguy.com/2014/01/enjoy-this-morning.html

Bullet proof clothes from goat milk... #goaturday

Bullet proof clothes from goat milk... #goaturday
http://abcnews.go.com/m/story?id=98095

#squirrelsaturday - umm....

#squirrelsaturday  - umm.... 
http://usnews.nbcnews.com/_news/2013/12/27/22075945-sc-woman-charged-with-stabbing-husband-with-a-ceramic-squirrel?lite

Aww- the little guys are so cute. #baturday

Aww- the little guys are so cute. #baturday  
http://www.thestar.com/news/gta/2014/01/03/bat_colony_rescued_from_deadly_cold.html

Do you know your cat breeds ? Try this crossword puzzle for #caturday

Do you know your cat breeds ? Try this crossword puzzle for #caturday  
http://catzinc.org.nz/catzkidz/crossword/catbreeds.html

3-2-1 Contact...

3-2-1 Contact...

My COPD prevents me from participating in real life but this is a good thing. Plus here if you like but respond to the OP if you are really interested.

My COPD prevents me from participating in real life but this is a good thing. Plus here if you like but respond to the OP if you are really interested.

Originally shared by Mike McKenna

Learn Search & Rescue basics from a veteran responder.  All from your couch.  Are you up to it?

http://team-solutions.us/002-sar-fundamentals/

#searchandrescue

Psst.. David Brin - This was almost the next thing I saw after your Sci-Fi Day post...

Psst.. David Brin - This was almost the next thing I saw after your Sci-Fi Day post...

Originally shared by John Maloney

Extraterrestrial life is confirmed ... for now. 
http://io9.com/lets-write-some-six-word-science-fiction-1493009414

Break out the bubbly...

Break out the bubbly...

Originally shared by David Brin

January 2 is National Science Fiction Day….also Isaac Asimov's birthday. Spread the word!  Agitate!  And let's discuss in October how to make this the huge deal that it ought to be!

http://www.slate.com/blogs/future_tense/2013/01/02/national_science_fiction_day_on_isaac_asimov_s_birthday_learn_to_live_in.html

Oh here's an article: Asimov's Birthday and World SciFi Day

http://www.salon.com/2014/01/02/what_the_world_of_2014_looks_like_according_to_isaac_asimov_in_1964_partner/
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http://www.slate.com/blogs/future_tense/2013/01/02/national_science_fiction_day_on_isaac_asimov_s_birthday_learn_to_live_in.html